The Monday Morning Epistle


8 December 2003

Thursday afternoon was Jacob's return to the Lower School Chess Club, where we are about halfway through our official tournament. Even after several weeks of play, the kids are still very enthusiastic, and crowd excitedly around the rankings each week to see what the current standings are. Only one player is still undefeated-a genuinely talented 5th grader who is romping through the Advanced group without much opposition-but everyone else has won (and lost) at least once. Jacob is currently ranked 4th out of 6 in the Beginners group, but was very pleased with himself after beating Shoji, the current leader of his group.

My contribution to the Chess Club (other than showing up every Thursday afternoon as the Tournament Director) was to broker a deal with a major retailer for low-cost chess sets. I was initially appalled at the cheap toy sets bought by the school, and found some tournament-quality sets that (with an educational discount) cost less than $10 apiece. After sending a flyer home with club members in late October, I ended up ordering and distributing nearly a dozen chess sets at last week's meeting. I knew that my efforts were appreciated when Cathie and Atharva almost came to blows because both of them had a new set and wanted to play their match game on it!

Friday night was the annual ISS Christmas Party, which was held at a rather unlikely location: the Stuttgart airport. At first I assumed that we were going to gather at one of several hotels located near the airport, but Mary's instructions were quite explicit. Fashionably late at 7pm, we strolled through the main terminal in our formal evening wear and made our way to The Atrium where we joined several hundred other ISS parents in a surprisingly swanky reception room. There we enjoyed an excellent buffet dinner, in between watching the late-night cargo flights take off for various destinations. The highlight of the evening, though, was the plainly dressed young woman who occupied one of the benches in the main terminal area, surrounded by a half dozen or so Polizei, all wearing uncomfortable expressions. They were obviously trying to find the best way to remove the woman from the terminal, but every time one of them approached her, she would let out an agonizing scream at the top of her lungs. This effectively kept the police at bay for over half an hour-her wails reverberated exceptionally well in the nearly deserted terminal-until they finally summoned up the courage to withstand her final crescendo of screams as they manhandled her outside to a waiting squad car.

Traditionally, the ISS Christmas Party features a silent auction for baskets of goodies assembled from donations by each class. Mary was in charge of Jacob's 4A class basket, and since most parents prefer just to ante up with cash, she ended up with a budget of about €100. She put together a marvelous selection of wines from around the world, and was delighted to see the high bid on the "Make Mine Wine" basket reach €150 by the end of the evening. Also keeping with tradition, Mary & I bid on several baskets ourselves early in the evening, only to be hopelessly out-bid once the hard-core bidders waded in. Mary impulsively bid €400 (nearly US$500) on a basket that offered 20 rounds of golf at 5 different courses, but we were both relieved when she was later outbid. That particular basket finally sold for €750, making it the most expensive purchase of the evening…it's not unusual for a single family to spend upwards of $1,000 or more if they win 2 or 3 baskets!

By the time we have been outbid on the last of the baskets we were interested in, Mary was getting impatient for the dancing to begin. Unfortunately, the DJ was still playing 'easy listening' background music, so when Dan & Becky suggested that we bail out and head for a nearby dance club, we took them up on their offer. By midnight, we were packed in like sardines at the Phantom Bar in the SI Centrum which was the complete antithesis of The Atrium. Whereas the ISS party had been formal, elegant, and hushed, the Phantom Bar was crowded, smoky, and deafeningly loud, i.e., way more fun. After an hour or so of dancing and drinking, Mary & I both realized that the rules of 'mingling' have changed rather dramatically since we removed ourselves from the dating arena. Not only was it perfectly acceptable for both men and women to dance alone, but there was a semi-permanent crew of young men who were happy to dance with anyone brave enough to venture onto the dance floor, including me! Not quite what I'm used to, but fun nonetheless…

KidBit: After RE on Sunday, Mary asked Alex what he thought of the class, and he answered rather off-handedly "It was interesting." When Mary countered with "Alex, you were bored the whole time!" he immediately sensed danger and determinedly stuck to his story "Yeah…but it was still interesting." As the Egyptian vendor said last week: he is good boy.

PotW: Our project manager asked each branch to provide a group portrait, so here is the Automation crew, taken at the Berlin Wall memorial outside our office. From left to right: Phil, Eric, Pat, Nicole, Dave, Christine, and yours truly (the pointy-haired boss) lurking up above. I couldn't figure out why this picture looked vaguely familiar until I saw the album cover of Who's Next, by The Who.

Until next week…Tschüß!
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17:03 18 Apr 05